NOTE: This is the third story in a collection of six stories about the girl and the boy. I've also posted the first story, The Hipbone, should you like to read it first, and will soon include the second and the fourth stories. You can read all the stories in order, as i add them, if you click on 1-6 below or to the left.
The Yellow Cat
The Yellow Cat
It looks abandoned.
Then why'd we have to deactivate
the alarm?
..To dissuade squatters?
Or vandalism.
Well, if it's abandoned then no one
will mind if we look around.
What if there are security cameras?
What if John screwed up and we
triggered a silent alarm?
triggered a silent alarm?
Then we better be quick. You two take
the west end, John and i will
go this way. If you find anything use the walkie.
go this way. If you find anything use the walkie.
Okay.
K.
The building was old and dark. A thin
layer of dust covered every surface. It was mostly empty. There were
some desks and chairs, a table here and there. Entering the next room
they could tell by the layout of the counters that they had found
another lab. There was one old microscope. All the other equipment
had been removed. A yellowing newspaper lay on the counter. The girl
picked it up. The date read December 8 1991.
This paper is almost a year old. :said
the girl: Think that's how long
it's been since someone was here?
it's been since someone was here?
I don't know, maybe... :said the boy:
Hey, through here.
He went through a pair of steel plated
double doors. She followed him. On the other side were several rows
of kennels and small animal cages. He radioed their friends on the
walkie-talkie.
We found it. :he said.
Are there any animals? :asked the voice on the walkie-talkie.
No, the cages are empty. This place hasn't
been used in months at
least.
least.
Wait. :said the girl.
What? :he asked, releasing the PTT
button.
I found something.
Ben? You there? You okay? :the
walkie-talkie asked.
Yeah, :he answered: Sarah found
something.
What? :asked the walkie-talkie.
A cat. :said the girl: There's a yellow
cat.
She found a cat. :he said into the
walkie-talkie.
The boy came around to the girl's side.
Is it alive? :he asked.
Yeah. It's just sitting there. :she
said: It's looking at me.
Just one? :the walkie-talkie asked.
Looks like it. :said the boy.
That's weird. We'll be right there.
The boy knelt down next to the girl.
She poked her fingers through the gaps in the cage. The cat sniffed her fingertips.
Lila and John are coming. :he said.
The girl nodded.
Do you have the wire cutters? :she
asked.
Yeah, but...i don't know...
What?
Well, they took all the animals except
for this one. And it's locked. There must be a
reason.
reason.
Maybe he was forgotten.
Maybe...
Look how quiet he is. Sitting back
there all alone. They probably just
forgot he was here.
forgot he was here.
I guess... But why isn't he dead?
What do you mean?
Look around. It must have been a couple
months at least since anyone
was here. You're the one who found that year old newspaper. So what's he
been eating? Where's he been shitting?
was here. You're the one who found that year old newspaper. So what's he
been eating? Where's he been shitting?
I don't know... But we can't leave him
here.
What if he's diseased?
He's not diseased. He's fine.
How do you know? Who knows what kind of
experiments they were
doing down here. He could be a zombie.
doing down here. He could be a zombie.
He is not a zombie!
He kind of looks like a zombie cat.
You wish.
Where is it? :Lila asked, entering
through the double doors with John
behind her.
behind her.
Over here. :said the boy.
Lila peered down to look at the cat.
She looks pretty good. What are you
waiting for? Release her.
I don't know... :said the boy.
He thinks it's a zombie. :said the
girl.
A zombie cat? :John smirked: Wicked.
You guys are ridiculous. :said the
girl.
He kind of has a point. :said Lila.
What? :the girl exclaimed: You've got
to be kidding.
It's obviously been a while since
anyone has been here. How is this
cat still alive? :Lila asked: ...I think this time we should leave it until
we have a secure place to take it. We need to find out what's been done to it
and if it's safe to release. My buddy Rod is a vet, i'll work it out with him.
cat still alive? :Lila asked: ...I think this time we should leave it until
we have a secure place to take it. We need to find out what's been done to it
and if it's safe to release. My buddy Rod is a vet, i'll work it out with him.
John walked out of the room and the boy
and Lila followed.
Wait! :called the girl.
We'll come back. :Lila said: We need to
be careful in case it's been
infected or something. You wouldn't want to be responsible for
unleashing a deadly virus that kills the whole cat population of America,
would you?
infected or something. You wouldn't want to be responsible for
unleashing a deadly virus that kills the whole cat population of America,
would you?
No, but...
We'll come back, Sarah. Now hurry up.
We need to get out of here.
Lila stepped through the swinging
doors. The girl looked at the cat.
I'm sorry. :she said, turning to leave: They won't let me
take you out. But we'll be
back, i promise.
back, i promise.
No, you won't. :a voice said in the darkness.
The girl spun around, scanning the room for the source of the sound. She was ready to dismiss it as nothing more than her typically overworked imagination, when she heard it again.
That's what they all say. :the voice added.
Looking down to the cage, she eyed the cat suspiciously.
Was that...you?... :she asked the cat.
When the cat did nothing but stare blankly back at her, she started to get up.
Yes. Yes, it was me. :said the cat: Don't freak out.
What!? Is this for real?
No, you're on a hidden camera show. :said the cat.
I am? :the girl looked around for hidden cameras.
No! I'm a talking cat, i wouldn't be on a TV show! :the cat growled: I'd
be strapped down in some top secret government laboratory being poked
and prodded by god knows what.
Looking down to the cage, she eyed the cat suspiciously.
Was that...you?... :she asked the cat.
When the cat did nothing but stare blankly back at her, she started to get up.
Yes. Yes, it was me. :said the cat: Don't freak out.
What!? Is this for real?
No, you're on a hidden camera show. :said the cat.
I am? :the girl looked around for hidden cameras.
No! I'm a talking cat, i wouldn't be on a TV show! :the cat growled: I'd
be strapped down in some top secret government laboratory being poked
and prodded by god knows what.
You can talk! :the girl stared at the cat in amazement: Like, you're
actually talking!... Did they do this to you?
actually talking!... Did they do this to you?
Do what?
Make it so you can talk?
Beats me.
Hey, Li-
-I wouldn't do that - call for your
friends. :the cat cut her off: They'll think
you're crazy.
you're crazy.
Not when they hear you talk.
They won't.
Why won't they?
Why should they?
So that they don't think i'm crazy...
So that i don't think i'm crazy.
Not good enough.
Well that isn't fair. Why would you
talk to me and not them?
Good question. You should think about
that one.
Hey, Sarah, come on! :the boy popped
his head into the room.
Hold on. :the girl said, to the boy or the cat.
The girl jumped up. She ran over to the
boy, grabbed the wire cutters out of his backpack and snipped away at
the cage until she'd made a hole big enough for the cat to get
through.
Oh no, Sarah, what are you doing?
Oh don't worry about it. The cat isn't
sick, he's just...different.
How do you know that?
I just do! :she snapped.
The girl turned to the cat.
You can get out now. :she said: You
aren't like, sick or evil or
anything, are you?
anything, are you?
Me? :said the cat: Heavens, no.
Okay, good. Do you want to come with us? Will you? We can get you some
food and water - whatever you need.
Thank you, but there is something i need to do first.
Oh... :she said, wrought with disappointment: Will you be okay on your own?
food and water - whatever you need.
Thank you, but there is something i need to do first.
Oh... :she said, wrought with disappointment: Will you be okay on your own?
I always am.
Okay... Well...good luck then...
The girl got up, walked past the boy
and out of the room. He looked at her strangely, following close
behind her.
Are you alright? :he asked.
I'm fine. :she said.
You seemed to be having a
very...animated conversation with that cat.
I always talk to animals. You've seen
me do it loads of times.
Not quite like that...
Why? :she asked: Did you hear him talk
back?
You're kidding, right?
...Yep.
Are you sure you're okay? Did it
scratch you or bite you or anything?
No, he's totally tame. Don't worry
about it, i'm fine. I just felt bad for
having to leave him that's all.
having to leave him that's all.
Okay... You didn't hear him talk back
to you, did you?
I was joking.
Okay...
The girl stopped and turned to face
him.
You worry too much. :she said.
Is that so?
Yes. You never were such a spoil sport
when we were younger.
That's because i was blinded by love
and didn't know any better.
Your love for me doesn't impair your
vision anymore? :she frowned.
My love for you impairs me plenty. :he
smiled: Don't you worry.
Well, i'd have to agree with you there.
:she nodded to the window.
Red and blue lights flashed from
outside.
Fuck. :said the boy.
Run! :said the girl.
After a successful dash from the
police, the boy dropped the girl at her apartment.
You sure you don't want to come in?
:she asked.
I'm sure i do want to come in, but i have finals in
the morning. I can't
afford to screw this up.
afford to screw this up.
Look at you being all responsible.
I know. Weird, isn't it?
Very.
I'll call you.
Mm hm. :she grinned at him through the window after closing the
truck door behind her.
I know. Weird, isn't it?
Very.
I'll call you.
Mm hm. :she grinned at him through the window after closing the
truck door behind her.
Uh huh. :he said, smiling in return.
The girl hopped up on the rocker panel and leaned in through the open window. They kissed goodnight before the boy drove home and the girl
walked down the path to her apartment. At the door, fumbling with the
keys, she heard something behind her and turned around.
I've never been to this part of town
before. :said a familiar voice.
...Cat? :the girl called out.
The yellow cat sauntered out of the
bushes.
You live here? :he asked.
Yeah... How did you find me?
Followed your scent. Good hunting
ground here.
Uh, yeah... I-
I'll be staying for a while. :the cat
informed her: I don't require
much. I would like a fluffy pillow.
much. I would like a fluffy pillow.
A pillow?
Yes, fluffy. I'll catch most of my own
food but having a few cans of
Friskies on hand wouldn't hurt.
Friskies on hand wouldn't hurt.
Um, okay...
Come to think of it you should pick up
a bag of kibble too. Sometimes
you just need something with a little crunch.
you just need something with a little crunch.
Okay, well uh-
You know this is the first time i've
been to the Hollow Springs
neighborhood. They say it's like the Bermuda Triangle of Willowoak.
neighborhood. They say it's like the Bermuda Triangle of Willowoak.
They do? I mean, yeah. I know.
So?
What?
Do you live here on the path or is
there more?
Huh? Oh. No. I live inside.
Well, let's do this then.
Okay...
The girl found the door key and let
herself and the cat inside. The cat looked around, jumping up on the back
of the couch.
Not bad. :he said: This will do.
How long will you be staying?
Don't know. Not sure yet. Not long
probably. A few weeks most
likely. Pillow?
likely. Pillow?
Oh. There are the throw pillows on the
couch and a few on my bed
down the hall.
down the hall.
I'll try them out.
I'm sorry, i'm trying to wrap my head
around this. You're not very...
catlike.
catlike.
I never said i always was a cat.
What were you before?
Good question. What are any of us? What
does it really mean "to
be"? What are you?
be"? What are you?
I'm a person.
Me too.
You're a cat.
Cats are people too.
But what were you before you were a person-cat?
Maybe i was one of you.
A human? No way. Did they transfer a
human brain into a cat body
and the cat brain into your human body?
and the cat brain into your human body?
I'm not an expert, but i'm pretty sure
the cat brain would get bruised
bouncing around in a human head, don't you think? Not to mention how
a human brain would fit into my head... I shudder to think...
bouncing around in a human head, don't you think? Not to mention how
a human brain would fit into my head... I shudder to think...
Hm. That's true... But maybe they were
able to transfer
consciousnesses or something.
consciousnesses or something.
Isn't there a rather large difference
between what a feline brain and a
human brain are capable of? Would a feline's brain have the capacity to
handle human awareness?
human brain are capable of? Would a feline's brain have the capacity to
handle human awareness?
Maybe. Maybe cats are smarter than we
think. How do you know so
much about brains? Were you a scientist or something?
much about brains? Were you a scientist or something?
Good question. You should think about
that.
You keep saying that! Why should i
think about it?
Why not? Thinking is good for you. You
don't want a lazy brain.
Determined not to get sidetracked, the girl stuck to the matter at hand.
Determined not to get sidetracked, the girl stuck to the matter at hand.
So...you don't know how you got to be
this way?
I never said that.
You implied it.
I just didn't tell you.
Well, do you?
How does anyone get to be any way? I
was born. I lived. Here i am.
He smiled. She shivered. It wasn't a
pretty sight.
You know what i mean. :she said.
Do i? :he asked.
Tell me how you got to be this way, how
you came to be...different.
I mean, most cats don't talk, as far as i know, and aren't nearly as
intelligent as you are.
I mean, most cats don't talk, as far as i know, and aren't nearly as
intelligent as you are.
Like all felines i love a good
compliment, but not at the expense of
my species. You didn't know i could talk until i said something to you.
Maybe most cats don't deem you worthy of their special attention.
my species. You didn't know i could talk until i said something to you.
Maybe most cats don't deem you worthy of their special attention.
Yeah...but Ben couldn't hear you.
I was talking quietly.
I don't know... How did you survive in
that cage for so long?
I was only in there a few hours.
Really? But that place hasn't been used
in ages.
Maybe, maybe not. I wouldn't know. The
last boy i tried talking to
took me there and locked me inside.
took me there and locked me inside.
That's horrible! Why?
He too was surprised by my vocabulary
skills.
Well, it is a little alarming at first.
The cat glared at her.
Is there a reason you're here? :she
asked: That you followed me?
Yes.
What is it?
I'll tell you later.
Seriously?
Yes.
Why?
I'll tell you when it matters.
It doesn't matter right now?
No.
Can you tell me anyway?
No.
Why not?
Because i don't know what it is yet.
You don't know what it is that you came
here specifically to tell me?
Correct.
How does that work?
No idea.
Oh.
Are you done with the twenty questions
then?
I guess so. For now.
Good. I'm thirsty.
Oh. Okay. I'll get you a bowl.
Within a few days time, the girl and the
cat grew accustomed to living with one another. The girl started
looking forward to having someone to come home to and soon found
herself rather enjoying their nightly visits when she came home from
work or school. Sometimes they would eat together. She kept the
fluffy pillow he had chosen at the foot of her bed, where he
preferred to sleep.
In the morning she would get up, get
ready for work or school, and let the cat out as she walked out the
door. In the evening, the cat would often be sitting on the doormat,
sunbathing in the last warm rays of pre-dusk sun on the path, or
lying on the little wall outside her apartment. She would fumble with
her keys at the door and he would stretch, yawn and follow her
inside.
One day, the girl got a call.
Hello? :she said.
Hey, babe. :said the boy.
Hey, what's up?
Wanna see a movie tonight?
Hmm...okay.
What, have other plans?
No. What are we gonna see?
Lady's choice.
Alright then. I'll see what's playing and let you know when you
get here.
Deal.
Bye.
Bye.
The girl grabbed Sunday's newspaper out
of the bin and looked through the movie section.
Going out? :asked the cat.
Yeah. :she said: I haven't seen Ben for
a while. We've both been so
busy with work and school. I miss him. Funny though... I didn't even
realize i missed him until i heard his voice.
busy with work and school. I miss him. Funny though... I didn't even
realize i missed him until i heard his voice.
Maybe you don't miss him as much as you
think.
That's a weird thing to say.
Well, if you really missed him wouldn't
you have seen him by now?
I don't know. We were busy, like i
said.
You forgot about him.
No i didn't.
You forgot about him until he called
you. You didn't even remember
you had a boyfriend at all.
you had a boyfriend at all.
There was a moment of silent pondering before the girl realized the cat spoke the truth.
...That's true. :she said: How could i forget
about Ben? I love Ben. We've been
together since we were fifteen.
together since we were fifteen.
The cat was smiling again.
Did you have something to do with this?
Are you making me forget
Ben?
Ben?
I can't make you do anything.
Then how did i forget someone that
important?
That's a good question. You should
think about that.
I think i did think about it and i
think i think it was you. I think you can
do a lot of things. And you know what else i think? I think you're jealous.
do a lot of things. And you know what else i think? I think you're jealous.
That's absurd. Cats don't get jealous.
Yeah right, cats are super jealous! I
grew up with cats. I would pet one
first and then the other and then as soon as turned my back the second one
would smack the first one.
first and then the other and then as soon as turned my back the second one
would smack the first one.
They're weak examples.
You're jealous.
I know you.
Yeah? How well can you know me in two
weeks?
Who said it's only been two weeks?
It's been two weeks since you've been
staying with me and believe me,
i'm beginning to question this arrangement.
i'm beginning to question this arrangement.
I never said that was when we met.
What do you mean?
I know you.
How?
When i met you it was Fall. The leaves
were turning red. You looked up at
the trees. Turning around. Slowly spinning. You looked happy.
the trees. Turning around. Slowly spinning. You looked happy.
What are you talking about?
You were wearing a red skirt and an
ivory blouse with swallows on it. You
had a red ribbon in your hair. You looked like you walked out of a post World
War II era movie about swing dancing and a lack of nylons and jam.
had a red ribbon in your hair. You looked like you walked out of a post World
War II era movie about swing dancing and a lack of nylons and jam.
...I remember that. That was at school.
You were at my school?
I used to follow you. You never noticed
me.
I would have noticed a yellow cat
running around eventually.
I wasn't always-
The doorbell rang.
That's Ben. :said the girl.
She answered the door.
Hey.
Hey, you ready?
Yeah, the movie starts in half an hour.
Okay, cool.
Let me just get my bag.
K... Hey, when did you get a cat?
Oh. Um... :the girl ducked into her
bedroom, coming back out with
her purse: Just a couple weeks ago.
her purse: Just a couple weeks ago.
She looks familiar.
Does he?
Yeah... Like i've seen her somewhere
before.
Well, he's a he and i'm sure you
haven't. So let's go.
The boy walked out the door. She held
it open.
You want to go out? :she asked the cat.
The cat sat where he was on the couch.
He stared at her, flicking his tail rhythmically.
Suit yourself. :she said, and shut the
door.
After the movie, the boy and the girl
got something to eat. They sat in the car with their burgers and
shakes and listened to music overlooking the city from the top of the
hill.
Why don't you want to go to your place?
:asked the boy.
I don't know. It's been kind of crowded
lately.
He smiled.
Getting too much of your own company?
She smiled.
Okay, :she said, turning to face him:
This is going to sound crazy.
I love it when you get crazy.
You know that cat? At my apartment?
The one you have never mentioned and i
just saw for the first time
today?
today?
Yeah.
Okay.
He talks. Well, he talks to me. He
doesn't seem to talk to anyone else.
Okay.
And now he's talking like he used to be
something else. Like he used
to be a person. And he said these really weird things about knowing me
from school and remember that kid, Gordon? The one who used to follow
me everywhere?
to be a person. And he said these really weird things about knowing me
from school and remember that kid, Gordon? The one who used to follow
me everywhere?
The ginger?
Yeah. And then he just disappeared one
day and there were bulletins in
the office and around town but he never turned up?
the office and around town but he never turned up?
I figured he just dropped out and had
hysterical parents or something.
Or...
Or...?
She looked at the boy, unable to say
the words.
Or...he turned into a cat? :asked the
boy.
She shrugged: If a dead woman can turn
into a fish...
Yeah, but, at least that kind of made
sense.
How? How did that make any sense?
Well, she was killed in the river. So
she became a fish. Or was
reincarnated. And then when we had that drought it exposed her bones
so she found someone to discover them so she could be put to rest.
reincarnated. And then when we had that drought it exposed her bones
so she found someone to discover them so she could be put to rest.
But we didn't know that at the time.
You put that together later, after
everything. I'm still in the middle of this thing. Afterwards i'll probably be
able to come up with a clever explanation for everything too.
everything. I'm still in the middle of this thing. Afterwards i'll probably be
able to come up with a clever explanation for everything too.
I don't know...
You just don't think it's possible
because i found him.
What?
If you found him you would have called
me to brag about it and then i
would have totally believed and supported you and come to help and fix
everything just like before.
would have totally believed and supported you and come to help and fix
everything just like before.
I didn't say i don't believe you.
Really.
Hey this isn't the same. You saw the
fishwoman. I can't hear the cat.
The girl thought for a minute.
Okay. Tonight after you drop me off,
call me when you get home. I'll
pretend to hang up, but i'll leave the phone off the hook so you can listen.
pretend to hang up, but i'll leave the phone off the hook so you can listen.
Okay. :the boy agreed: You look worried.
It's just...what if you can't hear him?
Then we'll get you the best
psychoanalyst money can buy.
I'm serious, Ben! What if he has some
kind of trick or something so only
i can hear him? Would you still believe me?
i can hear him? Would you still believe me?
Let's just see what happens with the
phone. That's a good idea.
I would believe you!
Sarah, let's see what happens, okay? I
didn't say i don't believe you.
I'm just thinking of all the possibilities.
I'm just thinking of all the possibilities.
You're so frustrating ever since you've
been studying physics.
Thanks, babe.
The boy dropped the girl off and went
home. He took a piss, opened a beer and brought the phone over to the
couch. He had the girl on speed dial. Number 2. Right behind the
regular pizza delivery place, and right after his mom.
The phone rang a few times.
Hello? :said the girl.
This is Fido, responding to operation
Pussy Patrol.
No, i don't have it, sorry.
Did you like my joke?
I don't think it's there, but i'll
check.
It was a little funny.
I don't think so.
I was thinking about what to say all
the way home and came up with it right
before i got in the door. I thought it was pretty good.
before i got in the door. I thought it was pretty good.
Huh. That's not what i would have
thought.
Well, okay... I still think it was
good.
Okay then, bye. :she said.
Pretend bye. :he said.
The girl set the phone down at an angle so it didn't hang up. The boy could hear the girl talking in the
background. He listened, drinking his beer.
I don't know what you're talking about.
:said the girl.
No, i don't. :she said.
Yes, i would. :she said.
Insulting me isn't going to help. :she
said.
What do you mean? :she asked.
There was a long pause.
There was a long pause.
If you told me who you were before then
maybe i could tell you if i actually
did notice you. :she said.
did notice you. :she said.
Well, i can't say whether that's true
or not since you say you weren't a cat
before. :she said.
before. :she said.
Gordon... I knew it. :she sounded
pleased with herself: I knew it was you!
But, why?
But, why?
You couldn't have loved me. :she said:
You didn't even know me.
I'm sorry... :she said.
The girl was starting to sound upset.
The boy had no idea what to do or make of this situation. He was
concerned.
Sarah? :the boy shouted into the phone:
Sarah! Are you there? Can you hear me?
What's that? :it was another voice,
barely audible over the phone, but it grew
louder: Is someone on the phone? :the voice demanded: Is that Ben!?
louder: Is someone on the phone? :the voice demanded: Is that Ben!?
I thought i was going crazy! :said the
girl: Don't be upset.
I trusted you! :the other voice shouted.
There was a commotion on the other end
of the phone. The line went dead.
Sarah? Sarah are you there? :the boy
asked.
When he called back and the line was in use, he grabbed
his keys and ran out the door.
The cat jumped onto the counter, knocking the phone over and tearing the cord out of the wall.
I'm sorry, Gordon. I really am. :said the girl.
I did this for you. :said the cat.
What do you mean?
I just wanted you to notice me. There
was an ad in the paper. Better Changes
to Better Yourself or something corny like that. Came across as some kind of work-
shop with special exercises you can do to change who you are, to make you a better
person. But i got there and it was a paid trial, they said. Totally safe, but they were
still experimenting, they said. Trying to get the method down right, they said! I
wasn't supposed to be a fucking cat!
to Better Yourself or something corny like that. Came across as some kind of work-
shop with special exercises you can do to change who you are, to make you a better
person. But i got there and it was a paid trial, they said. Totally safe, but they were
still experimenting, they said. Trying to get the method down right, they said! I
wasn't supposed to be a fucking cat!
What were you supposed to be?
Someone better! Someone you would
notice... Not chubby, four eyed, pasty white, speckled and freckled Gordon.
But how? How did you end up like this?
I don't know. I just woke up and here i
was.
What happened to your body?
I don't know. I never saw it again. I
never saw any of them again. I
woke up and everything and everyone was gone, like it had never existed.
woke up and everything and everyone was gone, like it had never existed.
When was this?
I don't know. I don't know how long
it's been.
You've been missing for over a year.
A year. Wow. Time goes by a lot faster
this low to the ground.
Gordon.
Yeah?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry i never paid
attention to you.
It's okay. I knew you had a boyfriend
anyway...
There was a pounding at the door.
That's going to be Ben.
The girl went to the door, unlocking
it.
I'm fine. :she said.
Where is he? :he demanded.
I'm right here. :said Gordon the cat.
The cat sat on a couch cushion. The boy
approached him angrily.
I don't care if you're a fucking cat,
you're still a stalker and you're stalking my girlfriend!
I'm not stalking her, i live with her.
She didn't know who you were! It
counts!
Maybe...
It. COUNTS!
It was kind of stalkerish. :said the
girl.
Gordon the cat rolled his eyes.
Fine! :he said: I'm sorry for not
being honest from the beginning.
But i still have something important to tell you.
But i still have something important to tell you.
That wasn't it? :asked the girl.
No, :said Gordon the cat: That was entirely
coincidental. I was as surprised as
anyone when i saw you two weeks ago at the lab.
anyone when i saw you two weeks ago at the lab.
Oh... So you weren't here because you
have a crush on me?
I was kind of here because of that. But
i still have to tell you something.
I mean, if you hadn't been you, i probably would have lived in the field until
approaching you today. But i couldn't resist the opportunity to share your
bed for a couple weeks.
I mean, if you hadn't been you, i probably would have lived in the field until
approaching you today. But i couldn't resist the opportunity to share your
bed for a couple weeks.
Hey. :said the boy.
He's a cat. :the girl sighed: He can't
do anything.
He has eyes, doesn't he?
And a pretty damn good memory. :said
the cat, grinning.
If you don't show some respect i'm
gonna punt you like a football-
Stop! Both of you. What is it that you
want to tell me, Gordon?
Well, come to think of it, it concerns
both of you.
How does it concern me? :asked the boy.
Sit down. I'll tell you.
The boy and girl sat down.
Now, this may come as a shock, :said
the cat: But you are not
actually pregnant.
actually pregnant.
What? :said the boy:
What? :said the girl: What are you
talking about? I'm not pregnant
at all.
at all.
Look. :said the cat.
The boy and the girl looked down at the
girl's stomach. It was rather large. And round.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
How did we not notice that before? :asked the boy.
How did i not notice this before? :asked the girl: What
am i, like nine months along?
Oh god, am i going to go into labor? :the girl paced her breathing: Ben! I think i'm hav-
ing a contraction! Ow, fuck. God damn it. This isn't happening. This isn't happening
right now!
Oh god, am i going to go into labor? :the girl paced her breathing: Ben! I think i'm hav-
ing a contraction! Ow, fuck. God damn it. This isn't happening. This isn't happening
right now!
No, it isn't. :said Gordon the cat.
What do you mean!?
Look again.
They looked down at the girl's stomach
a second time. Which was as flat as it had always been, thanks to a
weekly regime of crunches and aerobics.
What the fuck? :said the girl.
What's going on? :asked the boy.
That's the baby that will never happen.
What do you MEAN?
The two of you will never have any
children. Your electro-magnetic
energy is highly concentrated and unusually intensified for humans of
this time period. It makes you more sensitive to other areas of life.
energy is highly concentrated and unusually intensified for humans of
this time period. It makes you more sensitive to other areas of life.
Other areas of life? :asked the boy.
Other things that most people will
never see or experience or believe
are even possible at all. :said Gordon the cat.
are even possible at all. :said Gordon the cat.
Oh, like talking cats?
Like fishwomen?
For example. But when two people with
such energy reaching the
levels yours are at, get together, you will never be able to procreate. In
order to further your lines, you would have to find a mate with a lower
electro-magnetic energy frequency.
levels yours are at, get together, you will never be able to procreate. In
order to further your lines, you would have to find a mate with a lower
electro-magnetic energy frequency.
So, if we break up we can have kids?
But not together?
That's right.
Are you sure?
Yes. Because of your E.M.E.F. when you
think about being a mother
you may in fact perceive yourself as with child. The longer you entertain
this perception the stronger it will become, until others perceive it as well.
But it is not a fact based in reality. Once you remember conception with
Ben is an impossibility, the vision will fade.
you may in fact perceive yourself as with child. The longer you entertain
this perception the stronger it will become, until others perceive it as well.
But it is not a fact based in reality. Once you remember conception with
Ben is an impossibility, the vision will fade.
Well then what if i decide it's not
impossible? What if i make the
decision that Ben and i can get pregnant, if he and i both decide and
we make ourselves know it to be true? Then can i have a baby? With
Ben?
decision that Ben and i can get pregnant, if he and i both decide and
we make ourselves know it to be true? Then can i have a baby? With
Ben?
No. You can appear to be pregnant. You
can even convince yourself
you are giving birth. But there will never be a baby.
you are giving birth. But there will never be a baby.
Huh. :said the girl: I don't know how i
feel about that.
Me neither. :said the boy.
Naturally, :said Gordon the cat: It
will take some time to adjust to this
new information.
new information.
So, that's it? That's what you wanted
to tell me?
Yes.
Why?
It's my job. As an Ambassador of The
Changes.
What's that?
I don't know, really. It's from the
experiment, i think. I have these
things i need to say to specific people at specific times. When i see the
person, i know. When it's the right time, i know that too. And then the
words come and i know just what to say.
things i need to say to specific people at specific times. When i see the
person, i know. When it's the right time, i know that too. And then the
words come and i know just what to say.
They did that to you? Why?
Because changes are coming.
What kind?
I don't know.
Well that's very helpful. Thanks,
Gordon. :said the boy, leaning back into the couch and crossing his arms.
Wow. :said the girl.
So... Will you be staying then, Gordon?
Or...leaving? :the boy asked.
Oh, i think you'll be fine on your own.
Besides, i'm pretty sure there's
someone somewhere i have to tell something to at some point. Wouldn't
want to be late. :said the cat, hopping off the couch and trotting over to
the door.
someone somewhere i have to tell something to at some point. Wouldn't
want to be late. :said the cat, hopping off the couch and trotting over to
the door.
Are you sure you don't want to stay?
:asked the girl: Indoor cats live
longer. And i still have a couple cans of Friskies. And...i'm going to miss
you.
longer. And i still have a couple cans of Friskies. And...i'm going to miss
you.
You are? :asked Gordon the cat.
Yeah, of course. It was nice having
someone to come home to.
The cat looked at the boy.
You still have someone, though, Sarah.
Don't take him for granted. :the
cat smiled.
cat smiled.
Never. :she smiled back.
The girl opened the door and the cat
walked outside.
And you can hold onto that Friskies.
:said the cat: I might be back.
One day...
One day...
You bet.
One last thing.
Yeah?
That thing in the trunk in the guest
room. Now you know you won't
be needing it. Give it to someone who will.
be needing it. Give it to someone who will.
The cat ran off, leaping over the wall
and disappearing into the night. The girl shut the door. She turned
to face the boy.
But i don't have a guest room... :she
said.
* * *
Story 4, The Blue Baby Dress, picks up where The Yellow Cat leaves off in the next installment if 1-6, Stories of the Girl and the Boy